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Rick Santorum launches CUM: Conservatives Unite Moneybomb
Seriously.
No. NO. This can’t be real. It is real. Oh my God, it’s real.
this is the greatest day of my life.
OH
MY
GOD
HE CAN’T BE SERIOUS
DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING
DOES HE EVEN KNOW
YES
YESYESYESYES
OMFG
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

it’s… I know...old, but it’s still damned funny. Does this fall under Poe’s Law?
omg is he trying to roll with the frothy lube thing or
*Buries his face in his hands* Ohhhh dear. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert don’t even need writers, the jokes make...
Has he GOOGLED his name????? Oh my god, this is classic.
I have a funny taste in my mouth over this.
I’ll still bash him to death
This just in: Rick Santorum becomes impossible to parody.
Well. This is just too much for me to swallow.